We were about to turn right out of a parking lot onto a busy street and the "leave the parking lot" lane was CLEARLY slanted to the right and it had a big sign that said, "no left turns." The car in front of me wiggled out of this left slanting exit lane and went straight across the busy street to get to the stores over yonder.
Me: "HEY! That's not allowed!"
Husband: "Where does it say 'No turning straight?'"
Me: "THE DICTIONARY!"
Husband: "What are they gonna do? Throw the book at him?