Tuesday, October 25, 2005

So last night Mr. Pirate was at work, and they were super slow, but they had a feeling they were about to get hit, so they didn't let any of their servers go. As a result, about four of them were standing around in the alley with nothing to do - no tables, or tables that were already getting annoyed at the amount of attention they were getting ...

And then a manager walks back. "Why are you all standing around?" He pointed to one girl. "What are you doing right now?"
"um ... nothing, sir?"
"Then do something! Go do your sidework!" He pointed to another server. "What are you doing right now?"
"um ... I'm walking food?"
"There's no food here in this alley! Go do your sidework!" He pointed to another server. "What are you doing right now?"
"I'm ... um ... going to be told to go do my side work?"
"damn skippy! Go do your sidework!" He pointed to my husband. "What are you doing right now?"
"I'm spawn camping biscuits."
The manager looked confused, then looked bemused, then looked amused. "Keep up the good work."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

mr pirate? really? that's what you call your husband?

weird

librarian pirate said...

well, I figured if I'm going by LibrarianPirate, then Pirate is kinda the last name ...

It's a work in progress

Marcia said...

You're cute, darling :)

Marcia said...

what's "I'm spawn camping biscuits" mean?

librarian pirate said...

in video games, often when an enemy is killed, they respawn at a specific point. It is often necessary for a quest, or just because you want the experience points that killing a lot of this specific creature will give you, you hang out at the spawn point of whatever you want to kill.

Therefore, spawn camping is just that! (: