You know you did. It's ok to admit it. I have a story to tell you.
You all know there is a war coming between pirates and ninjas, right? Well, if you didn't, now you know. From the title of my blog, I am sure you can figure out what side I'm on.
Yesterday, the other side made the first move*. The good news - my nose is not broken (just twice it's normal size and somewhat ... purpleish black), and the concussion was only very very minor. The bad news? I feel like an absolute idiot. I mean - who lets ninjas get the drop on them?
The even better news? This brush with the enemy has caused me to want to return to my blogging days. You excited? Good! Thank you for at least pretending.
*By "they made the first move," I obviously mean that it must have been ninjas, because really - who is clutzy enough to walk into a metrocart? Those stealthy ninjas must have moved it in an attempt to do evil.
UPDATE: And can I tell you all how amazingly freakingly excited I am about this movie? Yay!